Category Archives: Worry

Losing Hope . . .

I’m starting to wonder – in that way that’s bad, in that way that just brings about the worst possible scenarios in the worst possible times but has the uncanny habit of growing like mold until it’s infected all the foundation and there’s little else you can do but move and condemn the damn thing – on whether I am ever going to make this happen.

I’ve bought the books and the first page is always congratulatory – “Good job! If you’re reading this then you finished your hopelessly long work of fiction. Aces! You’ve done more than the tons of people who always say they want to write a novel; you’ve actually written it. The ability to put ass to chair and pen to paper earns you a gold star. Yeah you!”

I hate those paragraphs. For some reason they always lull me into a false sense of security. Yes, I did something – go me. But the hardest part of trying to get my book in a bookstore is not the writing of the book. Who knew it was the easy part?!

I thought before I did this that I knew myself, that I was realistic in the fact that not everyone was going to like it, that I would get rejected, that this would be hard. But I’ve said that so many times – to myself, to my friends, to even this blog – that the idea lost meaning completely. I said it, I thought I thought it, but turns out I’m not sure I ever really believed it.

Because there’s this email that I’ve been afraid to open for more than a month now. And even though I knew from the beginning this person wouldn’t like my stuff, even though I don’t feel the advice she’s given me is practical, even though I know a synopsis of facts is not my forte, I can’t bring myself to see what the email says. I just can’t take the criticism.

In my mind I guess I just believed that the criticism would come with a little bit of praise. I like my story, I like it a whole lot, I can’t help but think that everyone else should find something redeeming too. I feel almost like that “The Best Show You’re Not Watching.” Not that I think I’m the best or anything but in my heart of hearts I truly believe that if I can get you to read the first three chapters of my book, you won’t want to put it down.

There I go again, thinking people are going to give me a chance to convince them more than my 300 word query letter or 600 word synopsis. I’m not good at those things – concise and condensed and collapsible. I’m wordy. No more, no less, just is – wordy.

So this email, I had my roommate read the one before it (because I needed to know what it said and I was having a truly awful day) and it said that I should change the premise of my book because it’s hard for first time writer’s to sell. And it hits me again – how can this person be making value judgements on my book when she hasn’t even read it?! Talking about judging a book my its cover – this is judging a book by its spine.

And there are two voices inside my head – one saying screw it, you can make it happen and the other saying she’s right, no one is ever going to read it, its staying locked up in your bedroom forever. I want to believe in myself but its so hard when no one else does. That’s not to say that no one does but most of the time I walk around bemused when people tell me that they’re sure I’ll make it. I always want to ask them the stupidest question: Why?

Why do they think I’ll make it? They’ve never read anything I’ve written. Am I giving off some crazy writing vibe that means they have to agree with me as they back away slowly? Is being a successful writer written in my DNA and as easy to discern as someone who is good at math or public speaking? Or is it – as I fear – just a nice little thing people say and they don’t believe it at all, just want to be encouraging. Them I want to scream at, they’re getting my hopes up for no reason at all.

It’s cliched and trite and probably a bit melodramatic and egotistical to say but I will anyway – I feel like I am supposed to be doing greater things than going to the office everyday and pushing paper around my desk and answering phones and crunching numbers. But who am I to say that? Who am I to think I deserve better than everyone else there?

And it kills me to think that what I have written, I have written for just me. And it kills me to think that if I do find someone to love it and help me they’ll want to change it until its unrecognizable from the way it started out. And it kills me to think that I will spend my life replaying these same arguments, these same ideas, with myself – waffling back and forth between two options that I’ll never choose.

I escape into characters and stories that do things I can’t do for myself. How successful is that if they do nothing but sit in my bedroom as well?

Critics and the Like

I think I’m in the middle of learning a lesson. I guess the question will be if I’m actually going to learn it.

I’ve been struggling for some time now (understatement of the century, right there!) with this whole beast of getting published. I wrote a novel – yes. I love that novel – God yes. And I am fully aware that everyone in the world is not going to, that literature is art and art is always subjective. I know that I’m going to get more nos than yeses but all I really need is one yes and I’m good to go.

But it suddenly dawned on me that I may not be ready for this, that I might be completely out of my league here. I’m not a research girl, I don’t love to hunt for information, and I already wrote my novel so why do I need to look into what sells? But that’s all stuff that you got to do if you’re serious. I’m supposed to be serious, right?

I signed up for this “class” through the FWC which pretty much is me sending my query letter to an agent to read and critique – a little polishing if you will. But I’m finding that there seems to be a hell of a lot of coal left and I’m not even sure if there’s a diamond inside that’s worthy of this. I’m starting to think that this whole exercise is more like finding a husband than an agent and, well, this perpetually single 27 year old certainly has mastered that skill, hasn’t she?

It’s not like you just need to find someone that takes interest, you have to find someone that takes enough interest and sees enough potential to hunker down for the long haul. Trying to write a letter to communicate why you’re awesome and worthy is like writing a dating profile (I tried that and failed miserably – there’s a reason why I write novels and not vignettes or poems, okay) with everything worth knowing there. But there’s a lot more worth knowing about my novel than the first summary line can tell you.

So anyway, I sent my query out and got it back with revisions. I tried my best making them but I was super confused – I followed the instructions in her book and checked all the samples and then she gives me advice that never popped up before. I agonize, I attempt, I send it back. When I get her response I find out that she hates my hook and doesn’t think that it can sustain a whole book and that I can’t claim the genre as “literary fiction” because that is an agent’s decision and I wrote a romantic comedy.

What else did she say? Don’t know – can’t bring myself to read the rest. I stared at the unopened email for two days and then when I opened it I read two lines and closed it again. I went through the requisite feelings: denial (Screw you, I’m brill ant!), anger (How the hell can you tell me it’s not literary fiction from four sentences in a letter about my book, not even my book itself, huh?), bargaining (Maybe it is a romantic comedy? I could change that for an agent.), depression (It’s horrible! I can’t write worth a damn! Why did I even try this again?), acceptance ( . . . . yeah, I’m still in depression, haven’t really gotten here yet).

If this was like finding a husband, what would happen next? Well first I’d have to bump into some available agent at work and then, if Betsy has her way, obsessively myspace/ facebook stalk them until we can figure out if they really are an agent. Then I’d screw up the courage to write the query and I’d get back a response that says either um, they don’t have time for any new books or should interested until they saw the length of my book and then blow me off. Hmm, this isn’t sounding very good here either.

Because here’s the deal – I can’t not be a writer. It is, was, will always be, everything that I am. I can wear disguises for awhile (like the ones I’m sporting now of unaffected observer, obedient office drone, and content procrastinator) but it’s never true. I have too many ideas floating around my head, too many words just dying to be written down that I can’t NOT do it. But maybe I’m stuck to always be a writer, never an author, never with the title published.

I’m starting to worry that this is flute lessons all over again. I never thought I was great at the flute but I thought I was adequate and no one ever told me otherwise – years and YEARS down the road it came upon me one day that I truly sucked at playing the flute. I worked really hard at it and determination helped me power through but yeah, I was bad. Is that the same as this, just a few years away from looking back and realizing I’m living a kind of cruel delusion.

Lots of people showed interest in the beginning of my book and I think they liked it but I’ve handed it out to people like those guys in Vegas with the stripper fliers and only two people have finished it (one of them because she was reading it as I wrote it). Maybe it’s too much to take in one sitting. Maybe it’s not good.

Maybe my hook can’t sustain a whole novel . . . but dear God, where the heck do I go from here?